I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
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That's not that bad; my dad and I passed by a goat farm and immediately after he said, "Hey, look at the goats!", I replied with, "Are those dogs?"
this is pretty much my favorite text ever. my life in a nutshell.
The weird thing about this one is tonight i swear a i saw a goat crossing the street.... turns out it was only a dog.
the disappointment one feels from this revelation is devastating.
I saw what I thought was two dogs tied to a fence.
It was two goats.
Thought I was dreaaaming
lol.... I love this because it's such a thing I would say :D
haha reminds me of a quote from my best friend from a decade ago...
"I saw a dogmoose. I could've sworn it was a dogmoose. But then she said, 'It's a cow, bitch!'"
Wait..HOW did this text make it?
hahahahhaa, i love it
This is one of my faves.
good one, something i'd say as well
Hysterical. Learn how to spell, 9:14.
Some people just can't appreciate subtle humor.
I imagine you'd only be excited about it being a goat IF you were auditioning to join a certain "secret" society.
aw im sorry it wasn't a goat :(
this made my day tho :)
Best. Shirt. Ever.