people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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