I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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