You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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