I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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