I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
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Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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