why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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