GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Randomize
