Dual....:-)
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Randomize
