bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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