I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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