break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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