yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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