Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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