Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
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The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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