maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize