i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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