scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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