Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
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I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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