And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
This girl is more easily done than said...
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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