I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
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The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
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I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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