Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
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looks like his priorities are in order!
It's nice to see people who don't think of themselves first!
his top lip was burned off because you get liquid on your top lip when you drink. So when drinking flames you burn your top lip?
Aw what a considerate lover!
Keeping it classy in Austin.
Yay white guys!
All your white woman? All our "white woman" aren't sleeping with you for your grammar that's for damn sure.
The fact that only his upper lip was burned off tells me he had a big upper lip, which tells me he was probably black, and black guys don't eat pussy anyway.
@ fuckeduplogic actually black guys do eat pussy. Quite well actually. Maybe if you stopped posting racist shit you could focus on what matters. Like how us black guys are stealing all your white woman. I'm just sayin...
What girl is gonna let a mouth full of blisters near her cooch
Black guys don't eat pussy... But they beat their women.