Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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