He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
