Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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