My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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