I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
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i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
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