You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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