IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
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Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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