I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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