If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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