He asked to "fluff my boner.."
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
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I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Sext me about skeletons
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Randomize