The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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