Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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