Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
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Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
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I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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