I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
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Find a woman. She'll ride it out.
Club baby seals.
bigwig - freehgan
There's no end to some pricks!
A very good line.
What's an erection?
You know what happens if you let an erection last over 4 hours? The blood starts to coagulate because it's not flowing anywhere, so new blood can't flow into your dick, so your dick-tissue doesn't get any oxygen, so it dies. Your dick dies.