i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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