Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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