He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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