i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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