The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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