ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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