I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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