the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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