Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.