i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
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i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.