another moral hangover. fuck.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I keeping finding meatballs in random places