Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?