Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize
