i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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