you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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