we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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