hell yes lets make some ravioli
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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