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  • 35 25
    Submitted by Tommysalami001 on Aug 25, 13 at 8:28am

    In other words gtfo of his bed now

  • 33 22
    Submitted by OllieFranks on Aug 25, 13 at 9:55pm

    Want to know a quick way to get a random out of your bed? Say some shit like that. She won't even ask for cab fare.

    • 14 26
      Submitted by ralphmacio on Aug 26, 13 at 1:40pm

      tis a dangerous gambit

  • 29 21
    Submitted by WV_kiwi on Aug 25, 13 at 1:20pm

    check the tip of that condom

  • 31 27
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Aug 25, 13 at 9:43am

    I've seen marriages start this way.

  • 29 27
    Submitted by Demfolk90 on Aug 25, 13 at 10:21am

    Dude, LUNCH is too much for a one night stand; get outta there!

  • 20 20
    Submitted by Rotarrin on Aug 26, 13 at 6:09am

    Yikes. Run woman!

  • 20 22
    Submitted by jeninnola on Aug 29, 13 at 2:06pm

    marc y. gets around a bunch... lol