Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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