All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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